February 2012
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i haven’t slept in one day.
i bunbury too much, it is sad.
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guys, a cockroach crawled on me okay, i’m untouchable, okay okay.
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where can i hire grand dates in preparation for real ones that will never truly exist? i will supply my own bouquet of gyp.
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i am boy repellent.
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friend: what's a crop top?
me: a top that's cropped.
friend: cropped from what angle?
five a.m., i feel like death right now.
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it’s four a.m.
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mother: i would get a tattoo of the pitt family on my butt.